Comments on: zombie meme

By: Nokturnal

Nokturnal — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:01:54 +0000

1. Sniper rifle. Headshot accuracy!! You vaporized Jet Li with your BFG, you bastard!
2. “Keep Their Heads Ringin’” by Dr. Dre.
3. River Tam. She seemed to do well enough against the reavers. Not sure if she counts since she’s fictional!

By: Reason

Reason — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:32:44 +0000

1. Automatic Shotgun with massive amounts of ammo.
2. No music. I need to have total audio reception at all times.
3. Max Brooks, author of Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z

By: Reason

Reason — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:29:32 +0000

You fool.

As soon as Jet Li is infected, he’ll still be fast and limber as a fresh zombie, and rip your goddamn spine out before he can inform you, “Uh, I think something bit me.”

By: Adam Sommer

Adam Sommer — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:30:55 +0000

Heh, Jet Li… great choice!